Let me preface this by saying that we finally bought a digital camera (An Olympus Stylus, shockproof/waterproof/freezeproof) so you can be expecting a lot of posts like this from me. I love taking pictures. 
Dan, my significant other, and I, went to the newly-built super wal-mart in Monona, WI to spend his $25 gift card, which is the only reason we ever go to walmart.
on the way… 
two thumbs up to “underground” parking
more organized than a regular wal-mart parking lot, but still the retards don’t know how to drive, and so it’s equally as unpleasant to park there.
entryway from parking lot to escalator up to the store…there’s a subway restaraunt over to the right, and a down escalator including a cart-alator (that’s a cart escalator) on the left.
up we go… if these people only knew i was taking their pictures.. lol!! please note the unpleasantly blank white and sterile walls… reminds me of a train station escalator.
must… buy… cheaper…
at least the aisles are wider so you don’t have to take people out with your cart or be frustrated by how people love to randomly stop right in front of you.
yes, i took a picture of the lingerie department. please notice the $2.88 granny panties, left. sweet deal. 
view from the electronics department…
so now you’ve seen it.
let me conclude by telling you that we went to the “speedy checkout, 10 items or less” lane, in which there was some ghetto chick and her child, with items numbering well into the teens or twenties, questioning her total, and making 3 separate purchases because she wasn’t sure if she had enough money. we were in line behind her (the only person in line in front of us) for at least 10 minutes. i was smiling the whole time, enjoying myself to the utmost, because i have come to only expect these things from wal-mart, and the people who shop there. i smiled at dan, and said, i’m really glad i took my soma before we came.
in all, a thoroughly unimpressive experience, totally up to my expectations, and now, you never have to go “just to see.”
<3
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