December 31, 2007
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I went to Super Wal-Mart, so you never have to.
Let me preface this by saying that we finally bought a digital camera (An Olympus Stylus, shockproof/waterproof/freezeproof) so you can be expecting a lot of posts like this from me. I love taking pictures.
Dan, my significant other, and I, went to the newly-built super wal-mart in Monona, WI to spend his $25 gift card, which is the only reason we ever go to walmart.
two thumbs up to “underground” parking
view from the electronics department…
so now you’ve seen it.
let me conclude by telling you that we went to the “speedy checkout, 10 items or less” lane, in which there was some ghetto chick and her child, with items numbering well into the teens or twenties, questioning her total, and making 3 separate purchases because she wasn’t sure if she had enough money. we were in line behind her (the only person in line in front of us) for at least 10 minutes. i was smiling the whole time, enjoying myself to the utmost, because i have come to only expect these things from wal-mart, and the people who shop there. i smiled at dan, and said, i’m really glad i took my soma before we came.
in all, a thoroughly unimpressive experience, totally up to my expectations, and now, you never have to go “just to see.”
<3
Comments (2)
thanks. now i won’t have to risk my life going through the round-about to get there. it is much as i expected, but with whiter walls and pinker underwear. but then, it IS new. i am so glad you survived but you must cut down on the soma.
love mom
lol thanks mom